Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Pants

Okay, what is this 'he puts his pants on one leg at a time' thing actually mean? Do semi divine figures and superheroes float up into the air and ram both legs in at a time? It makes no sense.*


*intentional naivete for comedic purposes. Please do not message the Mammoth to inform him/her (we're still not sure) that the point of the expression is that humans wear pants and semi divine beings such as centaurs, elves, Zeus and Braveheart don't. The Mammoth knows this.

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  1. joelFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    The alternative is to sit on the edge of ones bed and feed both feet into ones pant-legs simultaneously. It happens.

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  2. Pen, Ink. Life's little vicissitudes . . .February 9, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    if I stop wearing pants will I, too, become semi-devine? I have no wish to be a super hero though . . .

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