If, after this, I ever use the word 'webinar'

you may apply a forceful kick to my hind quarters. The use of a mule or small horse is recommended for extra trenchantness.*

*trenchant, on the other hand, is one of the best words ever. It will make many appearances on The Holy Mammoth, so if you don't like it, stop following this blog now. Trenchant, trenchant, trenchant. So there.